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Tangerine Kale Salad / My Battle to Resist Making Puns

 It’s Fantas…     (Warning: Here comes an awful pun…) Today’s Food Demonstration in the Ventura store is Tangerine Kale Salad and let me tell you, it is FANTASI-KALE (whoop, there it is…)!!! Stephanie, our lovely Demo Captain, threw together an easy, fresh and delicious recipe primarily consisting of our Organic Local Produce.     …

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The Organic Protein Shake of Dreams

    This is a true story, and if I may add, also a love story.     One morning I was flying over Antarctica with Morgan Freeman trying to snatch up miniature rainbow colored penguins in my giant hands,     when suddenly –   Dee-deetle-deee! Dee-deetle-Dee! (This is the sound of my accursed …

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Halloween Recipe Winner #2… Organic Pumpkin Cheesecake Squares

We Love our Recipe Winners!        The bats are flapping their leathery wings against the Autumn breeze which carries the distant howl of a werewolf. Meanwhile, in an ancient castle teetering menacingly on a jagged cliff, a congregation of witches, ghouls and beasts guzzle down potions from bubbling cauldrons and laboratory beakers and …

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